Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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