I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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