You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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