hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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