Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
