we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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