Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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