Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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