I'm laying in your front yard are you home
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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