He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
wow bdsm is so cute
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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