I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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