So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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