Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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