Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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