I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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