Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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