I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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