It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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