I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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