just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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