I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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