all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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