Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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