I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Someone shit on the floor
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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