Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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