normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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