also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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