she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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