He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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