Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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