Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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