I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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