thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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