I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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