My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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