very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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