that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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