i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you had me at cake vodka
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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