im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The adults are the big ones right?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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