I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
