her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The air taste purple.
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