Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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