Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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