Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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