I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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