I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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