This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Randomize
