I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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