I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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