so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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