So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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