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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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