I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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