It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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