last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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